ASK ME SHIT.

ask-jegbert asked: karkat you have tumblr too? hi karkat!

…HI EGBERT.

THAT WAS ME, VIOLENTLY HITTING MY HEAD AGAINST THE KEYBOARD. I THINK I FRACTURED MY HORN. FUCK YOU.

Anonymous asked: So, are you flushed for Sollux or what? You two seemed to be getting awfully friendly the other day.

…..FUCK.

Anonymous asked: do you get jealous of Aradia and Feferi? Since..you know, they both kind of flirt with Sollux? o:

THEY DO?

WELL, I’LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT, ANON. IT DOESN’T REALLY MATTER IF THEY FLIRT WITH HIM, HE’S MADE IT PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS HE’S FLUSHED FOR ME.

NO. I’M NOT JEALOUS. YET.

roxyzombielalonde asked: you knowwwwww *wink wonk* a little kat on sol action perhaps?

HE’S A LITTLE CAMERA SHY. 

((Or maybe I just don’t have a Sollux cosplayer handy *sobs* But seriously if I did, I’d upload so many sloppy makeouts for you.))

Anonymous asked: So karkat, willing to do a little... Fanservicing? ;P

…COME AGAIN? WHAT WOULD THIS ENTAIL? 

Anonymous asked: (and then karkat vantas and sollux captor had hawt alien yaois. the end)

((Perf.))

Anonymous asked: Hey KK, II'll be over in fiive miinute2. My iinternet wa2 beiing a piiece of 2hit, 2orry for the late reply.

IT’S FINE, CAPTOR, JUST HURRY UP. I’M GETTING FUCKING IMPATIENT HERE…

Anonymous asked: My my, you do look rather ravishing in that attire, Mister Vantas. Perhaps you should come visit me while you are clad in your current outfit- I am an excellent host.

…WHITE TEXT GUY? WELL, I GUESS I’M FLATTERED BY THAT, BUT I KIND OF HAVE A DATE WITH SOLLUX LATER. IF HE REPLIES, THAT IS.

ALSO, FUCK NO. YOU’D PROBABLY KEEP ME CAPTIVE AND DO FUCK KNOWS.

WELL…SOLLUX MIGHT, BUT I’M NOT COMPLAINING IF IT’S HIM.

Anonymous asked: ...Ii2 that an offer, KK? Iif 2o, II'd love two get a clo2er look.

WELL, THEN…FUCK. DID YOU, YOU KNOW, WANT TO COME ROUND, I GUESS?

Anonymous asked: Thii2 ii2 priicele22, KK! II have two 2ay, that 2kiirt look2 good on you.

…SOLLUX? FIRST OFF, SCREW YOU, I WAS PRACTICALLY FORCED INTO THIS.

SECOND…REALLY? YOU ACTUALLY THINK SO?

DID YOU, UM. WANT TO COME GET A CLOSER LOOK?

FUCK, FORGET I SAID THAT I JUST.

SHUT THE FUCK UP VANTAS AUGHHHHHHHHH.